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Sep

30

Limerick II: Armando’s Audacious Absquatulation

Posted by Danny on Wednesday, September 30, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Armando was in peril, verily,
By a gunman who chased him precariously
Down an alley untried,
Until cornered, he cried,
“Aw, shoot,” somewhat unnecessarily.

Sep

12

Limerick I: A Mount Discounted

Posted by Danny on Saturday, September 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm

There once was a man from Peru
Who rode horseback six leagues on a gnu.
He called down to his dog,
“You’re a fine feathered frog!”
The cat said, « monsieur, vous êtes fou. »